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In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.
I work retail and I can personally attest to the truth in these statements.
u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave it like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms
Ask me 🎃🍁🍂🍃
*gets a call that a client is coming in*
*shrugs out of the frumpy fleece, takes off fuzzy socks and uggs, puts on heels, tucks in shirt, fixes hair*
*helps client*
*client leaves*
*reverts back to being a swamp witch*
so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your socks” (they have birds on them) and I suggest we replace all cat-calling with girls complimenting each other on the street because honestly I have never felt more pretty or into girls in my goddamn life
Catcalling is a compliment when women do it
no, complimenting isn’t catcallng because it’s actually trying to make the person happy as opposed to deliberately harassing someone as a power trip
one of the best moments of my life was biking past this group of late-teens girls and one yelling “I LIKE YOUR BIKE,” and i smiled and waved, and another yells after me “and you’re pretty!”
women supporting other women is pure and will always be a good thing; men harassing people because they feed off of asserting dominance over people without power will always be trash
If men want to yell things like your socks are cool and I love your hair, that would be well appreciated. But instead they’ll just bark at me from their cars.
1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
2. What’s your favourite piece of clothing you own/owned?
3. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?
4. What would your perfect room look like?
5. How often do you play sports?
6. What fictional place would you most like to go?
7. What job would you be terrible at?
8. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning medal for?
9. When was the last time you climbed a tree?
10. What is the most annoying habit other people have?
11. What job do you think you’d be good at?
12. What skill would you like to master?
13. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?
14. If you had unlimited funds to build a house that you would live in for the rest of your life, what would the finished house look like?
15. What’s your favourite drink?
16. What state or country do you never want to go back to?
17. What songs have you completely memorized?
18. What game or movie universe would you most like to live in?
19. What do you consider to be your best friend?
20. Are you usually early or late?
21. What pets did you have while you were growing up?
22. When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?
23. What takes up too much of your time?
24. What do you wish you knew more about?
25. What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
26. What are some small things that make your day better?
27. Who’s your go to band or artist when you cannot decide on something to listen to?
28. What’s the best way to start the day?
29. What shows are you into?
30. Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished?
31. What age do you wish you could permanently be?
32. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?
33. What would be your ideal way to spent the weekend?
34. What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don’t think you could live without?
35. What’s your claim to fame?
36. What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?
37. What’s your favourite genre of book or movie?
38. What have you only recently formed an opinion about?
39. What’s the best single day on the calendar?
40. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?
41. How do you relax after a hard day of work?
42. What was the best book or series that you’ve ever read?
43. What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?
44. What is the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever seen?
45. What is the most annoying question people ask you?
46. What could you give a 30-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?
47. What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?
48. Would you rather go hang gliding or whitewater rafting?
49. What’s your dream car?
50. What’s worth spending more on to get the best?
51. What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?
52. What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years?
53. Where is the most interesting place you’ve been?
54. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to it?
55. What’s the best thing that happened to you last week?
56. What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience for the first time again?
57. If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have?
58. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?
59. How different was your life one year ago?
60. What quirks do you have?
61. What would you rate 10/10?
62. What fad or trend do you hope comes back?
63. What’s the most interesting piece of art you’ve seen?
64. What kind of art do you enjoy most?
65. What do you hope never changes?
66. What city would you most like to live in?
67. What movie title best describes your life?
68. What did you decide to do the work you are doing now?
69. What’s the best way a person can spend their time?
70. If you suddenly became a master at woodworking, what would you make?
71. Where is the most relaxing place you’ve ever been?
72. What is the luckiest thing that has happened to you?
73. Where would you rather be from?
74. What are some things you’ve had to unlearn?
75. What are you looking forward to in the coming months?
76. What website do you usually go on when you have time off?
77. Where would you spend all your time if you could?
78. What is special about the place you grew up?
79. What age do you want to live to?
80. What are you most likely to become famous for?
81. What are you absolutely determined to do?
82. What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?
83. What do you wish you knew more about?
84. What question would you most like to know the answer to?
so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
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